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Hi! Welcome to my LiveJournal. Note that. It's MY LiveJournal. I'm generally a pretty happy and easygoing person. The way I stay happy and easygoing to to write all of the nasty and horrible things I think, and know I shouldn't say to people, in my diary. So, if you take offense to something I've written, I will cheerfully tell you to fuck off. I'll even give you my prettiest smile when I do it.
I have a degree in English and work as a web designer for a major university. What does that job have to do with an English degree? Absolutely jack. Other than knowing how to use spell check to correct webpage text.

I'm not cynical, I swear.

For various reasons, this journal is mostly friends only. If you wanna read, leave a comment on any of the open entries. However! Inside, you'll be subjected... err... graced with access to:

The Purple Sheep Papers- Non-Fiction short articles from my especially slanted point of view.
Tasteless But True- Semi-Daily News Articles, snarky commentary optional. These have been moved to tasteless_true.
Girls Only- Ummm.... Doesn't that one kind of explain itself?
Aggie Network- I dunno. What else am I going to do with all those damn e-mails about job openings?

Plus various poems, ramblings, inane thoughts, and complaints about my mother. You've been warned.

Incidently, I make most of my icons, and am cool about making icons for others. I don't particularly mind if you use my creations, but it's nice if you ask and let people know. EDIT AS OF 7/27/2005: The icon marked "Skiddy" is of my cat. Please do not take it. There is a similar one marked "Innocent" which can be freely taken, but I'm a little weirded out by people using my baby girl on their LJs.

Daemon Noire T-Shirt Designs
No Brains, No Manners, NO CHANCE
Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead I'm still Smarter Than YOU
Does This Patriarchy Make My Butt Look Big?
Religion is a Lifestyle Choice
Radical Feminist
Warning: NRA Member May be Posing as an Employee
Geek Ware (various designs)
Rule #1: Don't Get Dead
Tech Whore
Bodice Daggers are the Original Bling
Civil Rights
No Pity, No Shame, No Silence
Darkness is Afraid of Me
I don't have PMS, I'm just a Bitch
Mommy's Little Hellion
Do me a favor and Smack Yourself?
Teflon Princess
I'm not as Ditzy as I Act